Showing posts with label Story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Story. Show all posts

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Episode 2

Me: Welcome to episode two.
Man in pit: I'm still here!
Me: My word, you can come out!
Man in pit: I can't.
Mr. Doggy: I hate this job
Me: I thought I fired you.
Mr Doggy: No I fired the hobo
Me: Then why is he still here?
Mr. Doggy: I'm too stressed.
Hobo: Hope you enjoyed this episode bye!
Me: Hobo..... Why did you say that? We haven't even started.
Hobo: Slug Bug.
Me: Quite were starting. Welcome to Episode two!
Director: We haven't started yet.
Me: Just start.
Director: Action!
Me: Welcome to episode two!!!!! Finally!
Hobo: Join us next week for....
Me: Will you stop that.
Hobo: No
Me: Okay just read my cue cards then.
Hobo: All righty then... Welcome, today I will lick fake doggy vomit! Wait what?!?!?!?!
Me: Ha ha. That's what you get for strapping my lines!
Hobo: I got pranked.
Mr. Doggy: Yo, I just um, you might want to clean the bathroom.
Me: Go lick it up hobo.
Hobo: aggghhh!!!!! *runs away*
Me: Now to begin the show let's bring out one of the British soilders from skullduggery!
Soilder: Floss my toes!
Hobo: Oh do let me do it.
Me: Um that is weird.
Zedonk: It is weird Keven.
Me: Let's go to a commercial break!


Infomercial voice: Did you know that if a male zebra and a female donkey have a baby it is called a Zedonk?



Me: And were back
Man in pit: About time.
Zadonk: Silence human!
Man in pit: No.
Me: So what do you do soilder?
Soilder: I'm a soilder.
Me: No, really?
Soilder: Yes.
Me: Shazam!
Hobo: Shazizzle
Me: What?
Hobo: Fo shizzle my hommie peep dawg.
Me: That was odd.
Hobo: What is the point of this show?
Me: It is to entertain the....
Hobo: Boaring!
Me: Fine I will just end this episode now. Join us next week!

Friday, June 25, 2010

Epsode 1

Episode 1


*APPLAUSE*
Me: Welcome to stories with me, Fuzzy-B.
Random Guy: BOOOO!!! Get off the stage!!!
Me: *Pulls lever opening trap door under their seat sending them into The Pit in Early Poptropica* Now lets get the show started off right with a special guest.
Random Person (now in pit): Is it Justin Bieber?
Me: No!!! And no free snacks for you.
Crowd: What's the snack Mr. B?
Me: Crawfish.
*crowd starts to eat Captain Crawfish*
Me: No, he's our first guest!
*Crowd Moans*
Me: So Captain, how is your ship doing?
Captain Crawfish: ARRGGHH!! Ye scurvy dog sunk me ship to the bottom of the Poptropican Ocean. Then you left me to die on Skullduggery Island! *He draws his sword*
Me: Who want's crawfish. As much as you want for FREE!!!!
Captain Crawfish: NO!!! You've doomed me again!
Crowd: *Eats Captain Crawfish* SO YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!!!!
Crowd Member: HIS PEG LEG IS STUCK IN MY THROAT! AGGG AGGGG
Person in Pit: You're all cannibals
Crowd Member 2: OMG. That was a dude? Mah hands are shaking! I am a cannibal!
Captain Crawfish: I'm okay, They only ate my Fake leg but now my spies will take over the show!!!! HA HA HA!
Me: Oh no you didn't! Sick 'em Mr. Doggy!
Mr. Doggy: Yo man, I'm on brake so take a chill pill brother!
Me: WHAAA???
*my crew runs in*
Crew: Sorry we were late.... wait a second, its those people who passed us on the way here! *points at Captain Crawfish's crew/spies*
Mr. Doggy: Who is sitting in my porridge?
My Crew: You wanna fight Mr. Doggy?
Mr. Doggy: No, fight Captain Crawfish's crew.
My Crew: Okey-dokey.
Captain Crawfishe's crew: Run!!!
Hobo: I ride the rails and you ain't gettin' out of here.
Me: Why did the bouncer let a hobo in?
Mr. Doggy: Oh, I fired him.
Me: Why?
Mr. Doggy: Because he sat in my porridge.
Me: That was my crew!!
Mr. Doggy: Then they're fired.
Me: We are having technical difficulty, please enjoy this commercial brake.



*Catchy jingly plays*
Hey buy my broduct because it will make you younger!
*in a fast voice* Our product doesn't work.



Me: Were back.
Mr. Doggy: Sure, how did you get this job anyway.
Me. Well I will just end this show now and fire you.
My Crew: But we haven't even got to the climax.
Me: O.K.
*my crew gets into a fight with Captain Crawfish's crew. Mr. Doggy jumps in and beats Captain Crawfish's crew*
Hobo: This is all we have for this week and...
Me: Hey, that is my line! This is all we have for this week and come back again for more!


THE END

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Fuzzy-B's Adventures schedule.

July: Pirate Island, Robot Island

August: Cowboy Island, Cheese Island

September: Dinosaur Island, Lego Island, Race Road Island

That is all I can release.